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April 25, 2007
HI! I AM STILL NOT DEAD!
Hi y'all! I am not gone! I am not dead! I am a ball of exuberant energy with a laundry list of Things To Do, one of which was Update The DingDang Blog Already Before It Goes *Poof!* And Worries Your Mother.
(Hi Mom! You can stop the worrying now!)
We are leaving in the morning for our World Tour of Aught-Seven, where we are not actually going to see the whole world, mostly just the parts of between Georgia and Pennsylvania along the eastern seaboard (mmm... Baltimore harbor in the spring), but I just wanted to say hi and that I'm not dead and y'all can stop with the threatening emails already.
Anyway, here is the State of Things before I rush off again to try to find the car cooler (because we can't very well head off on a World Tour with no way to keep the sandwiches cold, now can we?):
Husband: Almost finished the semester, so very happy. Won an award at work last month so we got to go to a fancypants dinner with the university president and his wife, who is cute as a bug and comes up to my elbow. I was just dying to pick her up and give her a hug, but I restrained myself, which saved the security guards from having to do it for me. Also... open bar! WOOO!
Pets, Canine: Those shedding brushes do not work for shit. Anybody want a schnauzer?
Pets, Feline: Fat and happy. I am trying to give the older cat glucosamine supplements to help with his arthritis. He does not like the delicious shrimp flavored glucosamine (I cannot imagine why not) and insists on not eating it. He has been on it for four days, and y'all, it is UGLY.
The first night he sniffed it and licked it and bit it in half and nosed it around and played hockey with it on the floor and loved it and hugged it and called it George and basically did everything in the world except eat it. So I tried to pill him and he bit a hole in my finger.
The second night, I ground it up and mixed it with a little cream, and he drank it down and then threw it up on the hallway rug.
The third night, I mixed it with yogurt, and he took two bites and gave me a dirty look as he LIMPED AWAY. Limped! From the very medicine that would STOP HIS LIMPING! Ingrate! So I did what any sensible cat owner would do.
I smeared the yogurt on him.
See, this is what I was thinking... He's a cat, right? (Right.) Cats hate to be dirty, right? (Right.) And they will lick off anything that prevents them being clean, right? (Right.) So if the yogurt/medicine is on his leg, he will clean himself, thereby TAKING THE MEDICINE! I am BRILLIANT! Take that, cat!
Except the other cats chased him down and cleaned him off before he had a chance to.
The fourth night, I tried ricotta cheese. A little better than the yogurt, but he picked halfheartedly at it, and now there is ricotta cheese on the sofa legs where he scraped it off of himself.
Jason has asked me to please stop putting food on the cat now.
So tonight, I am trying tuna fish, and if that doesn't work, I do not know what I am going to do. I might just have to give up and leave Gimply LaRue alone.
And finally.. Me: I am good! I am boring! I planted some daylilies. I have had a lot of freelance work, so yay! money! but boo! no spare time! Also, I entered a little something I have been working on for a while into Fred Flare's Next Big Thing contest, so keep your fingers crossed (unless you are using them), would you? I have always wanted to be a Big Thing, and this is my chance.
I am not sure if I will have internet access while we are on our world tour, but I will be back next Friday, and I promise to miss y'all a whole lot while I am gone.
oxox,
tammy
Posted by tammy at April 25, 2007 06:42 PM
Comments
Try putting it in cream cheese. My cat used to love plain cream cheese. Good luck.
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Posted by: Lacey at May 6, 2007 04:34 PM
HOORAY! You're back! I am so glad...We have all missed you.
Posted by: Gretchen Duff at May 2, 2007 04:26 PM
SO glad to see you back here! You make me laugh, you make me smile... I sort of live my life vicariously through you and your funniness. (Is that a word?!) OK -- hilarity! Is that better?
Anyhoo, glad to hear things are going well for you. Enjoy your trip! And I bet you WILL absolutely be the Next Big Thing...
Posted by: Alice at April 30, 2007 09:08 AM
Yay for still-alive Tammy! Good to hear from you. :)
Happy trails. And good luck with the glucosamine.
Posted by: Nikki at April 29, 2007 01:01 PM
Hi! I've read your blog for a while now (lurker). Just finally had to write and let you know how much I enjoy your posts, you're too funny! Loved your cat story and read it aloud to my hubby. He laughed and said, that's just like a cat (hurling the yogurt)!
We have a Pug that sheds a LOT. Thanks for the heads up on the shedding brush, lol!
Posted by: andrea at April 29, 2007 12:46 AM
We always use really cheap, really strong (but not garlicky) smelling pâté - it squishes around the tablet/capsule better than tuna flakes and isn't easy to lick off without taking the tablet with it.
Admittedly, we've only used this method on pretty small tablets and our cats are both greedy and dumb - but it seems to work.
Enjoy the World Tour :)
Posted by: Louisa at April 28, 2007 11:49 AM
"I was just dying to pick her up and give her a hug, but I restrained myself, which saved the security guards from having to do it for me." Giggle, giggle!
I have to give one of my cats pills (for his heart condition), and not only does *he* love Pill Pockets, I have to give part of one to the other cat so he doesn't mug his brother and steal the medicine. Something to consider if the powder version suggested by Deb doesn't work out. I think Pan would swallow pebbles wrapped in Pill Pockets. It comes in chicken and salmon flavors, and you can get it at the vet or at pet stores. End of commercial--good luck! Have a good trip, too.
Posted by: ccr in MA at April 27, 2007 09:04 AM
My dog is on glucosamine and he also despises it. He will gnaw peanut butter off of the pill with his front teeth like a big carnivorous gerbil and then spits the pill across the floor. It's hilarious, but it doesn't get the goods in his system.
We came to a compromise: I crush the pill into powder over his food and then slather the mess in Iams Dog Gravy (ew). He eats it. I bet if you took the gravy bottle, scratched out the word Dog and inked in Cat, Ye Olde Tom would chow down. The canned food idea is also excellent. I've found the key is using something pungent and disgusting enough to cover the smell of the pill. If my dog ever stops eating the gravy, I'm afraid of what I'll be reduced to putting in his bowl!
Posted by: Ashley at April 27, 2007 01:45 AM
I will trade 2 grumpy cats for 1 shedding schnauzer any time.
I'm happy you are still here, now go have a delightful time! Take lots of pics to show us!
Posted by: Jessica at April 26, 2007 02:33 PM
I had a similar thing with Deeley - I reached the stage where she was turning up her nose at NOT ONLY organic salmon paste BUT ALSO warm, delicately-poached white fish fillets. My next thought was to have Mr Womble hold her mouth open across the room and to just knock those pills down her with a cricket bat.
Before I tried that, on a random thought I gave her the cheapest, nastiest catfood in Sainsburys, and she YOMPED it up. I think it's because it's just all nasty additives to make cats think it's delicious when it's mostly ash and horse eyelids.
WOO! For Big Things. I don't know what they are, but they sound better than Small Things. And have lots of fun on your World (as in World Series) Tour!
Posted by: Kitty Jimjams at April 26, 2007 02:31 PM
Hey! Glad you are not dead, have fun on the world tour, and yea! freelance!!!
Oh, and they also make the Glucosamine in powder form that mixes really well into canned food. It's chicken flavor or some such, and our cats all gobble it down. It's called Cosequin. You can get it expensive from the vet, or you can get a cheap generic from one of several online pet megamarts. They both seem to be equally edible.
Posted by: Deb at April 25, 2007 10:47 PM
Happy world tour!
Your cat story reminds me of one of my own. When my first cat was a kitten, he'd sleep from 7 pm till 9 pm and then get up and bounce (literally) off my walls from 9 till 2. I started slathering his paws with butter at 6:45 and it'd be 9ish before he'd stop grooming. I thought I was a genius though I was probably clogging his arteries.
Posted by: Renee at April 25, 2007 09:36 PM
I don't know if you'll find this comforting or downright frightening, but I swear I just now came directly here, convinced that maybe your feed was broken, because DAMN you have not shown up in my Bloglines for a long time, and here you are with a new entry. We are psychic twins, or something.
Anyway! Am glad you're not dead. Am certain you're going to be a Big Thing. Hope you have a lovely world tour and return safe and sound, and yes, I WOULD like a schnauzer.
Posted by: Mir at April 25, 2007 09:24 PM